
It’s all sarcasm, but it’s delivered so genuinely a child could never pick up the undertones.

‘Cause that’s what being privileged is all about!” “Welcome to America’s foremost facility for privileged young adults! We’re all here to learn, to grow, and to just plain have fun. They cheer a lot at summer camp, and clap like little girls, and make the Addams siblings watch Disney movies when they act sour or don’t smile enough. In Addams Family Values, the second and unanimously the best Addams Family movie, Wednesday Addams and her brother Pugsley get sent to summer camp. The one where she sets everything on fire. I’m Wednesday as Pocahontas.” I wanted to be her in that scene, the one where she stops everything and tells everyone how the Thanksgiving story really goes. When people made comments about what a sweet Pocahontas I was-people were less political then-I told them, “No, I’m not Pocahontas. My four best friends were all blonde and I hadn’t even noticed.

That year, I dressed up as Wednesday Addams in the Thanksgiving scene for Halloween.

I don’t think I’d seen the first movie, or even knew that it existed. I watched Addams Family Values for the first time when I was 11 years old.
